Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For Drizzle
My friend thinks he's smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at…
Shout out to my grandma. Because thats the only way she can hear you.
My mom was a radiologist. She met my dad when he came in for an x-ray. I wonder what she saw in him.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? It lost its filling.