My mom was a radiologist. She met my dad when he came in for an x-ray. I wonder what she saw in him.
Dated a Swiss girl once, broke up with her soon as I got to her home town. There were just too many red flags
I once had a job as a professional cricket impersonator, but I was just winging it.
Man went to visit a zoo, by the time he got there, there was only one animal left, a dog. It was a shit-zhu
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.