Why don't lions eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What's a thesaurus's favorite dessert? Synonym rolls.
My iguana lost his tail last night with not a predator in sight. Turns out it was reptile dysfunction.
A guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch. The bartender says 'If you want punch, you'll have to wait i…