What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
Stole some herbs from my neighbors garden, I'm living on borrowed Thyme
I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
Why did behtovin get rid of all his chickens? Because they always said Bach Bach Bach
I divorced my wife because she was cross eyed. We never could see eye to eye. Plus she was seeing someone on…