How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
A man is sitting at home when a police officer knocks on his door. 'Sir, I'm afraid your dog has been reporte…
What is a computer virus? A terminal illness!
Will glass coffins ever become popular? Remains to be seen.
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out, had a few drinks, nice guy. He’s a w…