I haven't talked to my wife in a week — I didn't want to interrupt her.
My cloning experiment finally paid off, I'm so excited I'm beside myself
My daughter asked me if I had seen the dog bowl. I said ‘no, I didnt even know he could’.
My friend claims he 'accidentally' glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his st…
My wife thinks it's weird that I stare at the window during a heavy rainstorm. It would be a lot less weird i…