My cloning experiment finally paid off, I'm so excited I'm beside myself
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
I invented a new word: plagiarism.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, 'That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen.' The woman…