Did you hear about the T-Rex that sells guns? He’s a small arms dealer
The famous philosopher disguised himself. Now you KANT recognize him.
My friend asked me,"Why are you carrying a 9 foot book?" I said, "It's a long story."
Where does Captain Hook buy his hooks? At the second-hand store.
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a Shih Tzu.