“Hey bro”, “yeah bro?”, “Can you hand me that pamphlet?”, “Brochure”
So far, Humpty Dumpty is having a terrible winter. Which sucks because he had a great fall.
I put ketchup in my eyes, now I have heinzeit
How much does Santa pay to park the sleigh? Nothing, it's on the house.
I'm not saying my wife is ugly, but on Halloween she went to tell the ugly kids to get off our lawn and they…