Did you hear about the walnut and cashew that threw a party? It was nuts.
My friends keep asking me to tell jokes about retired people but none of them work.
I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.