I saw two cows smoking weed and playing poker. The steaks were high
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field... and terrible at parties.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
My partner threatened to divorce me when I said I'd give our daughter a silly name. So I called her Bluff.
A guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch. The bartender says 'If you want punch, you'll have to wait i…