Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.
My wife bet me $1000 I couldn't turri spaghetti into a car. You should have see her face when I drove pasta.
A man is sitting at home when a police officer knocks on his door. 'Sir, I'm afraid your dog has been reporte…
What do you call a computer that sings? A Dell
Her: "Why do we need walkie-talkies? Our relationship is over." Me: "Our relationship is what? Over."