Why do bakers work so hard? Because they knead dough.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
A locksmith had to go to court to give evidence last week. Apparently he was the key witness.
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screen shots.
Everyone knows Murphy's Law, where 'anything that can go wrong will go wrong.' But do you know Cole's Law? It…