A detective showed up and asked me where I was at between 5 & 6. I said kindergarten
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Yesterday I saw an ad that said "Radio for sale, $1. Volume stuck on full blast." I said to myself "You can't…
What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse.
Why did the thief take a shower before robbing the bank? He wanted to make a clean getaway.