Why did a buffalo farmer march in the Pride parade? To support his bison.
A man walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck. The bartender looks at him suspiciously and says,…
I tried to walk into Target, but I missed.
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My wife told me I need to start embracing my mistakes, so I gave her a hug