I tried to walk into Target, but I missed.
My wife has been putting glue all over my rifle collection. She's denying it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
What did one leaf say to the other? I'm falling for you.
What do you call a moose with no name? Anonymoose
I'm not saying my wife is ugly, but on Halloween she went to tell the ugly kids to get off our lawn and they…