What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo lighter. One’s really heavy and the others a little lighter.
My wife thinks I dont give her enough privacy, at least thats what she said in her diary.
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because they have their own set of scales.
When I arrived unannounced, I wasn't even offered a chocolate-covered cherry. It wasn't a cordial greeting.