My kid said, "Dad, I'm hungry." I said, "Hi, Hungry. I'm Dad."
Man “sleeping pills are amazing, I’ve never been so relaxed in my life” doctor “just make sure you’re not tak…
My wife threatened to leave me if I kept using StarWars puns. I guess Divorce is strong with this one.
I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you."
What do you call sweaty boobs? Humiditities