The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
Why did the little strawberry cry? His mom was in a jam.
What happens when you touch Dwayne Johnson’s butt, you hit rock bottom
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two.
I get a little depressed when I can't play video games, but I always find a way to console myself.