What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two.
My friend claims he can build a gun using his new 3D printer. But I'm not impressed. I've had a canon printer…
What's blue and not that heavy? Light Blue.
My wife said if I bought her one more stupid gift, she would burn it. So I bought her a candle.
I started a band called '1023MB.' We haven't gotten a gig yet.