I told my friend I liked Beyoncé... He said whatever floats your boat. I said, "no, that's buoyancy."
I've opened a restaurant called "Peace And Quiet." Kids meals only $150.
What do you call a French guy being mauled by a lion? Claude.
What do you call a small mother? A minimum
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.