Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? In case they get a hole in one.
Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? If it had 4, it'd be a chicken sedan!
I got fired from the clock factory. I thought putting extra hours in was a good idea.
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collided at sea. Apparently, the survivors were maro…
What did one toilet say to the other? You look flushed