Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
Did you hear about the king that was only 12” tall? He was a terrible king but made a great ruler.
Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
My dad died because we couldn't remember his blood type. As he was dying, he kept telling us to "be positive,…