Did you hear about the bacon cheeseburger who couldn't stop telling jokes? It was on a roll.
Did you know the company that makes rulers won’t be making them any longer?
If you ever fall out of a kayak, don't panic — once it's capsized, you can just wear it as a hat.
I'm not saying my wife is ugly, but on Halloween she went to tell the ugly kids to get off our lawn and they…
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.