If you ever fall out of a kayak, don't panic — once it's capsized, you can just wear it as a hat.
What does a Grizzly say when he calls customer service. Just bear with me.
What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse.
Why did the thief take a shower before robbing the bank? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
I gave my wife a glue stick instead of lipstick by accident, she’s still not speaking to me.