What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen.
I asked my friend Sam to sing a song about the iPhone, and then Samsung
My girlfriend broke up with me when she found out I only had 9 toes. She was lack toes intolerant.
When I get in to work I immediately hide. Good employees are hard to find.
Saw a man standing on one leg at an ATM. Confused, I asked him what he was doing... He said: "Just checking m…