I turned down a job that paid in vegetables. The celery was unacceptable.
Man “sleeping pills are amazing, I’ve never been so relaxed in my life” doctor “just make sure you’re not tak…
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.
They say child birth is the most painful thing anyone can experience. Maybe I was too young to remember but i…
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.