What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
How does the rock pee? He Dwaynes his Johnson
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.
I went to MacDonald's and ordered 2 large fries. They gave me around 75 tiny ones instead.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.