When I arrived unannounced, I wasn't even offered a chocolate-covered cherry. It wasn't a cordial greeting.
I was going to tell a sodium joke. But then I was like NaH
What did the elephant say to the naked man. How do you breathe through that tiny thing?
To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
My wife thinks I dont give her enough privacy, at least thats what she said in her diary.