What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill? A lambslide.
What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.
My wife asked me to flip the calendar to the next month. To my surprise, it skipped from April to June. I tur…
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
How can you tell the sex of an ant? Put it in water, if it sinks its a girl, if it floats its a boy-ant