What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
What does a Grizzly say when he calls customer service. Just bear with me.
I used to date a girl with one leg who worked at a brewery. She was in charge of the hops
What type of chair do toddlers sit in to make mobile calls? A booster seat
Why did Yoda refuse to believe Obi-Wan had a twin? Because there can only be Wan Kenobi.