Why did Yoda refuse to believe Obi-Wan had a twin? Because there can only be Wan Kenobi.
How do you know when a bike is thinking? You can see its wheels spinning.
Why did Comic Sans divorce Times New Roman? He just wasn't her type.
I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one.
Where does Captain Hook buy his hooks? At the second-hand store.