Which celebrity is always ready for cereal? Reese. With her spoon.
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed.
My daughter asked me if I had seen the dog bowl. I said ‘no, I didnt even know he could’.
My wife and I share the same sense of humour. We have to....She doesn't have one.
Man “sleeping pills are amazing, I’ve never been so relaxed in my life” doctor “just make sure you’re not tak…