What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other? Eileen
If a child refuses to take a nap, is he resisting arrest?
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My wife looked out the window and screamed that someone stole all the bus stop signs on our street. I said, "…
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? In case they get a hole in one.