What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
I tried to walk into Target, but I missed.
Today I started an argument with my wife while riding in an elevator. I was wrong on so many levels.
What do you call a black archeologist? A digga
Two guys are walking through a forest when they come across a huge hole. 'Wow, that looks deep,' says one. 'L…