Why do turkeys play percussion? They have drumsticks.
How much does Santa pay to park the sleigh? Nothing, it's on the house.
I wanted to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any.
I can't remember how to write 1, 1000 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals IM LIVID
A boy asks his father, 'Dad, are bugs good to eat?' 'That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that ove…