I can't remember how to write 1, 1000 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals IM LIVID
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
I saw two cows smoking weed and playing poker. The steaks were high
Where do pirates buy their hooks from? The second hand store.
When I arrived unannounced, I wasn't even offered a chocolate-covered cherry. It wasn't a cordial greeting.