If towels could tell jokes, I think they'd have a very dry sense of humor.
My wife’s been complaining I don’t buy her flowers. To be honest I didn’t know she sold any.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
You know how I like to watch all my Arnold Schwarzenegger movies? Commando!
Do trees poop? Of course they do, how else would we get #2 pencils