My wife’s been complaining I don’t buy her flowers. To be honest I didn’t know she sold any.
My wife asked me to flip the calendar to the next month. To my surprise, it skipped from April to June. I tur…
Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback.
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
A detective showed up and asked me where I was at between 5 & 6. I said kindergarten