I once had a job as a professional cricket impersonator, but I was just winging it.
I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.
I wouldn’t worry about that smart phone or tv spying on you. That vacuum made been gathering dirt on you for…
My wife’s been missing for a week, the police told me to prepare for the worst, I so I went back to goodwill…
The Dalai Lama has been arrested for gambling. Apparently, he likes Tibet.