What do skateboarders do when they get really good? They GoPro.
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it.
I got fired from the clock factory. I thought putting extra hours in was a good idea.
Woke up in a cold sweat, terrified that I overslept for work. But quickly realized I was already at work, so…