What do you call a happy cowboy? A Jolly Rancher.
A renowned psychologist was conducting a group therapy session with young mothers and their little children.
A man walks into a pet shop and says, 'I'd like to buy a wasp, please.' The shopkeeper says, 'I'm sorry, sir,…
What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity? Nothing. He was too shocked.
Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because they have their own set of scales.