My wife asked why I didn’t buy her flowers. To be fair, I didn’t know she sold flowers.
What did one boob say to another? If we don’t get support they’ll think we’re nuts.
Sunday was a sad day. But the day before that was a sadder day. Who knows, the day after it could be very mun…
How do computers get drunk? They take screenshots.
When I was young I was very poor. After years of struggle, I’m no longer young.