What did one boob say to another? If we don’t get support they’ll think we’re nuts.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A Jolly Rancher.
I told my daughter that I saw a deer on the way to work this morning. She said, "How do you know it was on it…
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, 'What is this, some kind…
Why couldn't the astronaut land on the moon? It was full.