I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
What kind of plants go in the bathroom? Toiletrees
My wife has been putting glue all over my rifle collection. She's denying it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh? Nothing, it’s on the house.
What’s forest gumps password. 1forest1