What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.
What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner.
At the office barbecue I grilled some rare steak for our boss, and he said, “I like it well done.” I said, “T…
What’s the difference between iron man and iron woman? One’s a super hero the other is a command.