Waitress: How did you find your steak Sir? I just looked next to the potatoes and there it was.
What happens when you eat aluminum foil. You sheet metal
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.
Did you hear about the man who cut off his left leg? He's all right now.