My friends keep asking me to tell jokes about retired people but none of them work.
I just learned the medical name for Viagra. Mycoxaflopin.
What did the roof say to the shingle? The first one's on the house.
I wouldn’t worry about that smart phone or tv spying on you. That vacuum made been gathering dirt on you for…
A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, 'You should've been here at 8:30!' He replies, 'Why? What happe…