I just learned the medical name for Viagra. Mycoxaflopin.
The day I turned 42, my daughter walked up to me and said "Happy..." and started timing on her watch. After a…
Scientists watched the earth rotate for 24hrs. They got tired. So they called it a day.
My partner threatened to divorce me when I said I'd give our daughter a silly name. So I called her Bluff.
How do you know when a bike is thinking? You can see its wheels spinning.