“If you were my husband, I’d poison your tea.” .. “If you were my wife, I’d drink it!”
What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse.
Whats the toughest part of being a vegan? Keeping it to yourself
What do you call a super hero with a bad sense of direction? Wander woman
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4k? HDMI